Former Indiana Pacers superstar, Reggie Miller, is being accused of flirting with another man's fiance. However, not just any man's fiancee, but Alex von Furstenberg's fiancee! Who is Alex von Furstenberg? Good question! After a quick check on the internet, he's Diane von Furstenberg's son. Who is Diane von Furstenberg? Even better question! Using the same internet, she's apparently a big deal in the fashion design world. Anyway, Alex allegedly paid for the above sign flown by plane across the beaches from Malibu to Santa Monica in California. Whatever happened to beating the crap out of a guy? Maybe I'm just not a classy fellow.

The woman in question is Ali Kay, who upon looking at her pictures isn't anything so special that a pimp like Miller needs to sweat over. Wait, did I say Reggie was a pimp? Yeah, I know it's hard to see it with his ears sticking out like they're scared of the side of his head and that dumb tattoo around his belly button that he has to be regretting (see to the left), but buy my premise of pimpage. Okay, fine, you don't want to, I don't blame you. It was hard for me too, so real talk, nothing is more attractive to a trick and/or hoodrat than an athlete with money. If you aren't a trick or hoodrat, you won't be offended by the previous sentence.

In any case, Miller is fighting back! Finally, some fisticuffs! How? By leaking pictures sent to him from Kay (see left) to the media! Damn, nevermind on the fisticuffs. So, this woman Kay and Miller texted each other a ton the day they met and after some time Reggie had enough and took her off his contacts list. I guess the lack of using his " multiple pimp slap by crotch" turned Reggie off. But then, of course, the tried and true "ignore a female and watch them wonder why and ask" reared its ugly head. And along with that ugly head came Alex von Furstenberg getting pissed off. Fisticuffs, finally? So Alex started calling Miller's friends and hired a private investigator to follow Miller. Does the water in Southern Cali (East and South Central LA excluded; I watch movies and listen to hip hop) shrink testicles? So, Reggie hired a lawyer to get ready to bitch slap von Furstenberg with a restraining order and vice versa. Ugh.

All in all, the end result is... no fisticuffs. If you care about anything else, click the links above and stay tuned. This doesn't seem like it will be over anytime soon. They need to get some Kenny Powers bravado and champion attitude.

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